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Verve: I mean, her whole goal was to sing in the lobby of a hotel. After featuring a wide array of butts all season long, The White Lotus season two finally also featured a full-frontal scene. Arrogance works sometimes. Into ass play?

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Well, they should have fought harder. And the least defined but arguably most important piece of the rubric is verve: Does that character have a certain je ne sais quoi? But there are much worse things to do and at the end of the day, Valentina needed to get laid.

To answer this question, social media manager Ana Osorno and I spent an afternoon in the Them laboratory devising an infallible, three-part metric we like to call the Chaos Meter. But because we were feeling a little chaotic ourselves, we added a final wrench in the gears: If a character has not survived battle on the fields of White Lotuswe gave them a half-point penalty to their overall average.

Getting his salad tossed reads as pretty gay but maybe he just wanted a better job at the hotel and to score some drugs? And how could such a thing even be determined scientifically? The first component is gayness. And as expected, the gays are living.

Hmm, perhaps not.

White Lotus Shocking Gay : 7 Unhinged Moments From ‘The White Lotus,’ Ranked By Queerness Let's face it--The White Lotus is queer as hell in only the best of ways

The moment between Saxon (Patrick Schwarzenegger) and Lochlan Ratliff (Sam Nivola) is seen in episode five of the critically acclaimed show, which aired last week. Episode five of The White Lotus season two has broken the series' all-time viewership records this past weekend after a shocking twist that ended with a very gay bang!

Without spoiling too much. And on top of that, he was having very gay sex with Jack. Representation is well and fine, but what truly sustains us at the end of the day is drama.

Immorality: Should she have used her womanly wiles to get Valentina to sleep with her and give her the job? If there were some sort of competition, who would be crowned the messiest queer across all three seasons of The White Lotus?

Gayness: Is Jack explicitly gay? Gayness: Frankly, we need more info. A producer for The White Lotus has spoken out about a recently aired scene in which two brothers kiss. Below, we present the gays of White Lotusranked from least to most chaotic.

Gayness: This man was the definition of an evil little gay the moment he walked on screen. Is he having a ton of gay sex with a sugar daddy who pretends to be his uncle? Plus, some of her outfits were lacking, to put it kindly.

Verve: Butch? Verve: Sigh. Verve: Fancy mansions and lavish boat parties do not equal verve. I, a lesbian, kind of found him charming! Please note, this is not a Kinsey Scale — a bisexual White Lotus villain could still score a 5 — but rather a metric of how pronounced their queerness feels as part of their character.